What follows is the complete script from a new commercial for UbyKotex tampons.
Hi.
I'm a believably attractive eighteen to twenty-four-year old female.
You can relate to me because I'm racially ambiguous, and I'm in this tampon commercial because market research shows girls like you love girls like me.
Don't all these angles make me seem dynamic?
Now I'm going to tell you to buy something:
Buy the same tampons I use.
Because I'm wearing white pants, and I have good hair, and you wish you could be me.
UbyKotex, a new line of tampons, pads, and liners.
No comments:
Post a Comment