1. Congress has voted to exclude commercial banks from the federal student loan racket. This means that students will now have to secure their school loans through their college's financial aid office. Before its passage, private banks argued that the measure would eliminate jobs and deny students the same "level of service."
2. Californians will vote this November on whether to legalize, tax, and regulate marijuana. Advocates claim the passage will raise $1.4 billions and save the state's thinning law enforcement/prison resources. Those interested in supporting the campaign are encouraged to make their donations in $4.20 installments.
3. Our man Michael D. Furlong, recently accused of going rogue in his compiling of a Middle Eastern War Zone Assassination Squad, denies any wrongdoing. He swears to having approval from central command, and that he is now being made the fall-guy in a turf war between the CIA and Pentagon.
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