LATELY: The Fire and Brimstone Crowd

On Sunday afternoon in Brooklyn, New York, embattled Gov. David Paterson emerged from a Baptist service and claimed his authority divinely-ordained. A few moments later, in the lot of a Presbyterian church in another part of town, a 75-year old man's SUV inexplicably accelerated while in reverse, trampling women and children and leaving one for dead.

Also: family men and women are still packing heat out west, just because they can. Everything was looking very old fashioned as the gun-slingers exercised their divine right to openly bear arms, until one of them ordered a Grande Caramel Frappuccino. Then it all "just faded into the background...".