LATELY: Congressional Tickling

Representative Eric Massa would like to draw the distinction between sexual harassment and tickling, and then he would like to resign. In what was supposed to be a birthday-celebratory-male-staffer-dog pile, some third-party became offended when the congressman made a quip about having sweet sexual intercourse with one of said male staffers. He's charged with a grope.

For more unrelated-related New York Democratic Ethic-Investigations, SEE: Gov. David Paterson, congressman Charles Rangel, and Eliot Spitzer.